Fan-Fiction Theater 3000 EPISODE: **3 -- I Know It's A Drag... Today's Victim: Bishoumen Senshi Sailor Ghostbusters -- Part 3 (AAH!) By Checkers87! (checkers87@hotmail.com) MSTed by Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) and Tory L. Brown (tory_brown@yahoo.com) Disclaimer: The Real Ghostbusters is owned by Sony/DIC and Mystery Science Theatre 3k is owned by Best Brains inc., and we hope they don't mind us using their characters and settings. Sailor Moon was created by Takeuchi Naoko-sama. MSTing sections edited for grammar, spelling, and 640x480 res by Derek Floyd. BSSG sections edited for 640x480 res ONLY by Derek Floyd. "Bishoumen Senshi Sailor Ghostbusters" belongs to Checkers87 and he's welcome to it. We take no responsibility for his work. However, we would like to say that this MST of his work is no discredit to the author himself; just the fanfic. So please, Checkers87, if you're out there, don't take this as an insult. This was all done with fun in mind. We don't want our mailboxes to be assaulted by flames! This is the beginning of a new era. I'm going to try something of a new flavor. I'm going to try host segments! Whoa! Oh yeah, other news: This is another installment of Ghostbuster torture, you'd think Checkers87 has a fetish or something! There's only one word I can say in response to this: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! --Tory FFT3K Theme Song [cue MST3K track] In the not-too-distant future way out and deep in space A mysterious android, name is D, Is in a dark and lonely place Stuck up on SoL, all alone, Why not do an E.T. and grab a phone? He ran some tests until some me-te-ors Made the satellite home for the Ghost-bust-ers... (Peter: "IT'S RAY'S FAULT!!!") (Ray: "IS NOT!") "I'm reading cheesy fanfics, The worst, I can find,(LA LA LA) We'll have to sit and read them all, Or you'll gradually lose your mind!" (LA LA LA) Now keep in mind, the 'busters can't control Where the fanfics begin or end, (LA LA LA) D'll try to keep the sanity Of his newfound 'busting friends! GB Roll Call! Spengler! (We're on!) Zeddemore! (Oh, man!) Ray Stantz! (Check this out...HAI-KEEBA!) Venkmaaaaaan! (Hey, baby!) If you're wonderin' how they eat and breathe And other science facts, Just tell yourself, "It's just a MST," And you should really just relax. For Fan Fiction Theater, 3000! [Guitar twang] Peter: It should be The Real Ghostbusters 3000! *KBANG* Peter: OOOOF! [D retracts the Rocket Fist] STARRING: Spengler, Egon, Dr. 6'3" Blond hair, blue eyes (which happen to be myopic, hence the red glasses) A genius with an exaggerated I.Q. Contains multiple degrees in the field of parapsychology and physics. He is responsible for the creation of the proton packs and the ecto-containment unit. Stantz, Ray, Dr. 5'8" Red hair, brown eyes The youngest member of the group, second to Egon in holding multiple degrees. He specializes in engineering and occult sciences. Egon once said he had the mental state of a six year old. Venkman, Peter, Dr. 5'10" Dk. Brown hair, green eyes All-around idiot (no kidding, Peter: HEY!) Amazingly, he has two Ph.D's, one in psychology and the other in parapsychology. He's actually smarter than he pretends to be. Most trouble they're in, is because of Peter. Zeddemore, Winston, Dr. 5'11" Black hair, brown eyes The only member of the group who doesn't have a Ph.D, he earned his 'Dr' title as an honorary member of Columbia University. The only member of the group who has common sense (Winston: Damn straight!). D, Master of the Rocket Fist [demonic grin] 6'0" No hair, yellow eyes A Model 27 High-Density Productivity Android that took residence at the abandoned Satellite of Love. How or why he's there, no one knows. Looks like a cross between Adam of Shining Force and Data from ST: TNG. * * * * [On the VoFF, the Ex-SOL] Egon quickly armed the shotgun as he slunk quietly through the empty hallway. Any second now an alien beast would suprise him. The flak jacket that enveloped his body was starting to make him hot. Where the hell was Peter? He thought he told him to meet him inside the building. Spengler was almost out of bullets and there was still another floor to cover. Hopefully, Venkman was packing some ammo. A low guttral growling reached his ears. Ducking behind a trashcan, he peeked ahead. Standing behind the consession desk were two aliens. Luckily, the blind bastards didn't spot him. Peeking from the side, he quickly snipered the one beast hiding behind the register. The second suddenly took flight, ducking beneath the counter. "Damn!" He jumped to his feet and ran across the hall, leaping over the counter with his weapon ready. He pumped the shotgun as he turned around, only to come face to face with an alien. Egon released a loud scream as he pulled the trigger in a quick reflex. The force of the blast knocked the physicist onto his back as he continued to pump bullets into the beast. With a loud wail and a thud, the beast was dispersed. "Whew! Now to find the others," he said to himself as he peered over the counter. From his left he heard something move. He pumped the shotgun again and pressed forward. As he rounded the corner, he spotted something in the dark move. "Freeze, or I blast!" Egon fumbled for the lightswitch as he heard the sound of saftey latch being removed. As the light flooded the enclosed area. He spotted Peter Venkman with his pistol trained on his forehead. "Dammit, Peter! Where the hell have you been?!" Egon cried as he lowered his shotgun. "Looking for you! I lost you outside! I would have found you earlier, but Tory damn near took off my leg!" The green eyes quickly looked around the area, waiting for any movement. "Curse them! Those two are in God mode!?" Egon asked surprised. He knew there would be a trick to this. "Have you seen Winston or Ray?" Peter asked as he picked up a .45 clip. "No, I think they're on the upper level. In the arcade." The psychologist put his hands on his narrow hips as he sighed, "Let's roll." The ground rumbled as the right wall fell in shatters. Behind it, dressed in a dark purple jumpsuit very similiar to that of the Ghostbusters, was Tory. "Hello, boobies!" Tory cried as she pulled the trigger, releasing a spray of shells and bullets. With a loud yelp, the two Ghostbusters dodged out of the way and flipped out of the room. "Hurry, to the arcade!" Peter said as he strafed the counter, snagging a medikit. "Gotcha!" As the two men ran, they could hear Tory's insane yell in the background. "HAIL TO THE QUEEN, BABY!!!" *** Winston Zeddemore prowled the upper level with the skill of a soldier. This kind of thing was giving him flashbacks to 'nam. He assessed each room before entering. Eventually, he wound up in the arcade where two alien beasts were double teaming the occultist. Ray's screams for help were anguished. Winston gritted his teeth and jumped into view. With a sniper's precision, he quickly dispatched both beasts with headshots. He raced over to Ray. "Ray, speak to me!" He kneeled down and shook the man's shoulders. "What happened?!" Ray asked in shock. "You were almost a happy meal for those two aliens!" Zeddemore replied, handing Ray more ammo for the .45. "Thanks, I was down to my last clip." He stood up, flicking brains and gore from his shoulders. "We better get moving before youknowwho is on our trail," Winston said, pumping his shotgun. "Correction; 'youknowwho' is here." An icy cold shiver skittered down the men's spines as the slowly turned around. The crazed visage of Derek filled their visions. He was dressed in a black jumpsuit armed with the same type of gun Tory had. The ripper gun in his hands was full of ammo and looked ready to fire. "Muhahahahahar! Swiss Ghostbusters! Come get some!" Derek prepared to fire when a shotgun blast knocked the ripper from his hands, sending the extra ammo flying. "Nani!?" he yelled as he spun around. "Step away, slowly!" Spengler ordered. Venkman was at his side with the pistol aimed. Derek knew he was caught, hopefully Tory would be here soon. "Uh, Tory? A little help!" "FIRE!" Ray yelled. "Not so fast!" Tory yelled, bursting through the door. She sprayed the room with gunfire and snatched Derek away. Derek grabbed his AWOL gun and trained it on Stantz and Zeddemore. "ASOBI WA, OWA--DANGIT!" The small communicator he kept on his wrist was beeping. "What is it, D! I told you don't bother us while we're playing Ghostbuster Nukem!" He listened and then responded. "Another story? Okay, we're on our way." Tory pouted. "Damn, I almost had them! I caught Venkman earlier!" "And damn near amputated me!" Venkman cried in outrage. She pointed the barrel of the gun at Venkman's right leg. "Keep bitching and I'll amputate for real!" "Point noted!" Tory sighed as she dropped her gun. "Computer, save Ghostbuster Nukem." The environment vanished as did Tory and Derek. "I guess we got movie sign..." Winston said, removing his flak jacket. "I guess so, let's move," Egon ordered. [The Ghostbusters return to the bridge of the VoFF] Egon: I swear, every time we play that game, the more I grow to hate it! Peter: Really! This makes the third time Tory tried to remove a limb! Winston: At least your stalker doesn't have the goal of making swiss cheese out of you! Ray: The weapons suck big time. A shotgun and a .45!? What kind of protection is that against the Ripper!? Winston: None whatsoever. Egon: I highly doubt things were to be in our favor. D: Oh, Ghostbusters... Ghostbusters: What? D: There's a new story, although I haven't had the chance to examine it. It seems to be another different one. Egon: Great, amputation AND a story, all in the same day! Ray: Happy, happy, joy, joy! VO Derek: Quit the bitter act and haul your tushies in the theatre! VO Tory: And such cute tushies at that. Peter: ECCHI! Ray: It must really be a bad day if Pete's declaring something ecchi. Winston: Let's just get it over with! D: MOVIE SIGN! [Door sequence 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6] [They straggle in and sit down.] Winston: I wonder what story this is? Egon: I dunno, we haven't done a Falkyn chapter in a while. Peter: You think it's the next one? Ray: As long as it's not...you know... >Hiiiiiiiii! It's me! Checkers87! Ray: GYAH! Winston: Oh, no! Peter: OH, HELL, NO! I AM NOT SITTING THROUGH ANOTHER ONE OF THESE! D: Venkman... Peter: It's not fair, not fair! Egon: [an odd expression crosses his face as he starts to writhe in his seat] >I hoped you all enjoyed the first sections of BSSG! Ghostbuters: NO THE BLEEP WE DIDN'T!! D: I don't remember enjoying it myself. If I recall correctly, it was a virus. >I've been busily working on the next part. For the sake >of EVERYONE's insanity, there will be NO LEMON scenes. Winston: Get the champagne! Ray: WHOOHOO! [The Ghostbusters jump up and start to dance in victory. Even D gets in on the celebration] >There might be a few pineapple but NO LEMON! The last one made >me sick to my stomach and I just couldn't take it anymore! > D: [record scratch] Egon: Just when you thought it was safe to celebrate... Peter: Damn him! >Now, on with the story! Ray: No, please! I beg of you! Peter: Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap!! > > Bishoumen Senshi Sailor Ghostbusters PT. 3 Egon: When Ghostbusters Attack! D: When Androids Rebel! > Neglect! It kills Peter?! Winston: No it's this storyline that's killing Peter. Ray: Heck, it's killing ALL of us! All: AMEN! D: I believe I will refrain from commenting on the blatantly obvious grammatical error commited by Checkers87 here. > BY: Checkers87! Egon: Dieeeeeee! >_____________________________________________________ > Winston: No line of good taste is recognized in this story. D: It is best to have a bag handy while viewing...to catch those dry heaves. >Peter glanced at the clock on his desk. Egon: More falsified information. Winston: What? Egon: With all the clutter that Peter keeps, you couldn't find a clock even if you organized a search party! Peter: Stuff it, Spengler! > Egon and Janine had been >gone for hours. Peter: Doing what prayte--HEY!! Egon: What did I say before? Don't assist this fic! Peter: Sorry, geez, don't get your skirt in a bunch! Ray: That would be funny, but in this story we do wear skirts! > He knew that Egon and Janine had 'hit it off' so to speak. >He also knew that Egon was interested in him as well. Egon: Wrong and wrong! Ray: [shudders] > It would take >some reasoning to chat up the physicist, but he knew that Egon's feelings >were exactly the same. > Winston: "chat up?" Checkers87's a brit?! Ray: Well I'll be a bloody monkey's uncle! >True the two had been best friends for some time, Egon: That's the only part that's true. Peter: The rest is false...REAL false! > but early on Peter >knew that it was much more than that. Egon seemed to complete him in >some way. Peter: I oddly remember saying that...but I DIDN'T mean THIS! > Everything he wasn't, Egon was. Ever since they became the >Bishoumen Senshi, Egon seemed more withdrawn than usual. > Winston: I'd be withdrawn too. Ray: Most men don't take to wearing skirts lightly, especially if they've NEVER done it before! D: The sudden transformation into a Magical Girl is enough to make anyone into a recluse, until they adjust accordingly. >His thoughts were interrupted by the opening of the firehouse's doors. Egon: The *REAL* Ghostbusters appeared and torched the place! Winston: Muhahahahar! >Egon and Janine appeared carrying some shopping bags. They both had >smiles on their faces and their cheeks were red with previous laughter. > Peter: Oooh, Egon's gonna be deft with the 'bra' again! Egon: Shut up! Ray: Idiot! >Jealously flared on the brown haired man's face as he jumped up. Winston: (Peter) How *DARE* you go get ice cream without me! Ray: (Egon) Sorry, I'm not into threesomes. Winston: (Peter) AAH! Peter: AAH! Egon: AAH! D: AAH! VO Both: AAH! Ray: I didn't mean it like that!! >"Where the hell have you two been, we could have had a bust to go on and >you two are out galavanting about town!" Winston: Egon gallivants? You smooth operator, you! Egon: I do not gallivant! I may frolic on occasion, but I don't gallivant! D: Another error. I believe I will refrain from all error checking; it may have been the fact that I did so for part 1 that he sent us part 2. > >Egon's blue eyes widened. Egon: Checkers87 knows that I have blue eyes. Peter: I heard blue eyed people can't see in the dark. Winston: They can see, just not as well as dark eyed people. Peter: What about green eyes? Ray: They're very rare. Something about a genetic throwback. Egon: Sorta like a mutation. Peter: Stuff it, Spengler! Winston: Blue eyes are a recessive gene, so shove it, Spengler! Peter: Thank you, Winston! Egon: Shaddup! > "You knew Janine and I were going shopping. >Besides, today is our off day." > Ray: Hello! McEvilFanficVenkman! Peter: *BONK* Ray: ITAI! >"You must have never heard of an emergency!" Peter countered, balling >his fists at his sides in anger. > Winston: You must have never heard of a good excuse! >Janine glared at the psychologist. "Dr. Venkman, calm down!" It was >enough that they had the problem of Egon calling Peter's name Egon: Can we *please* not go over this again?! Peter: My mind can't take the abuse! > but now >Peter was acting like a jealous girlfriend. > Ray: [snaps his fingers] Girlfriend, don't *SNAP* get *SNAP* nasty! *SNAP* Peter: Winston, stop letting Ray see School Daze! Winston: I don't even have the tape! Egon: [snapping his fingers] Your face is cracked, and on the ground! Winston: It was him! [points at Egon] Egon: EEP! >A light bulb brightned in the secretary's head. Girlfriend, that's it! Winston: [singing] Girlfriend, girlfriend. Yes, I had your girlfriend! Ray: 0_0 Egon: WINSTON! Winston: Sorry! >Peter had to be feeling the same way Egon was. "Dr. V, I think we need >to have a talk..." > Egon: (Janine) Look, I'm tired of you taking my clothes! Why do you do it!? Winston: (Peter) Silly goose, I wear them! Egon: (Janine) AAH! >* * * * Peter: I give this fic four BLEEP Ray: Ick! Four poops would be more polite. Peter: This fic isn't poopy, it's BLEEP! Egon: I agree, sorry, Ray. D: Would four Rocket Fists be more appropriate? All: OH, YEAH! > >"Damn those Ghostbusters! Platinum, haul your wimpy ass in here NOW!" Winston: Why is he damning us like that?! Believe me, this crossdressing thing wasn't our idea! Egon: (Platinum) Uh, sir? I can't find my ass. It's gone! Ray: (Crimson) They don't call me 'the probe' for nothing! Egon: (Platinum) AAH! Peter: Aah! [They all start to shudder] >Crimson roared, smacking his hand across the crystal ball's surface. > Peter: (Crystal ball) Oooh, Daddy! Spank me! I've been a naughty crystal ball. I've been foretelling fake futures! [Peter stands up and wriggles his butt at the screen] [The others start to laugh] Ray: [face turns a deep red] Egon: That was actually funny! Winston: I'm with you on that one! >Platinum whimpered and walked forward, her silvery hair brushed across >her face as she spoke. "Yes, sir?" > Egon: (Crimson) Its all your fault I'm in this stupid story! >"Don't 'sir' me, you idiot! I want these Ghostbusters Ghostbusters: AAAAHHHHHHH!!! D: Iai! This has long crossed the line of good taste! > destroyed and >QUICKLY!" Ghostbusters: Whew! > >Platinum stammered, she was trying to think of something to apease her lord. >"How about I send Azure to Earth? Surely she can take care of things." > Ray: If Azure is as competent as Vermillion...then no, she can't take care of things. Egon: How correct you are! >"Quick thinking, Platinum. Maybe I won't smite you today...maybe." > Peter: I feel like doing some smiting myself...but I'm not naming names! Winston: I can think of a certain person though... >Platinum sighed. "Arigato Crimson-sama!" > Ray: SMITE HER! Then there won't be a part 4! ARGH! Peter: If she gets smited, then there's still Crimson, Creulean and any other fancy color name! Ray: AAH! >* * * * > Peter: Four more BLEEP! >"He did what?!" Peter cried. > Egon: I don't wanna know! >"He called your name while we were having sex." The secretary paused Winston: Too bad, you now know! And boy, do I want to unknow! Peter: And how! Ray: ECCHI! D: I believe I will wipe that from my memory core. Winston: Man, do I envy you, D! > from >filing her nails to speak. "This isn't the first time this has happened and >after seeing you're reaction today I pieced things together." > Ray: (Janine) You're a bunch of freaks and I quit! AAH! >A red blush danced across Peter's face, surely his jealously wasn't THAT >obvious! > Winston: Like a kick in the groin. Egon: I'd rather be kicked in the groin than read this mess! [Both men grimace at the idea] Ray: At least the pain is only temporary! Peter: True! D: Being an android has its advantages; especially that you need not be anatomically correct. >"If I'd known that you two felt like that, I wouldn't have went for >Egon like I did," the secretary continued. What was the use of loving >a man that didn't love you in return? > Peter: About time she woke up! Egon: What?! Peter: She cares so much about you, but you don't give her the time of day! Winston: Boy, you're late! Peter: Eh!? You mean? EGON! Egon: Oops! >"I'm sorry, Janine..." Peter said, holding his head down. > Ray: No, Checkers87's sorry! Winston: Really! D: [pounds his open palm with his fist] >"It's ok, really..." She stood up from her desk and left the downstairs >area. > Egon: Where she snuck out and moved to Pittsburgh! >Peter hurried upstairs to find Egon. As usual he was pent up in the lab >tinkering with some new experiment. Winston: Whoa! For once, he got something right! Ray: At least that's true. Egon: Well, I can't complain here. > Instead of the chubby red-haired >occultist assisting, Peter: Oh-no! Ray: BLEEP! I AM NOT CHUBBY, I'M JUST BIG BONED! THE NEXT BLEEP WHO CALLS ME CHUBBY WILL GET MY FOOT UP THEIR BLEEP! Winston: Argh! D: [Smoke comes from his ears] VO Tory: I wouldn't say chubby. I'd say bearably huggable. Come here! [Ray vanishes and reappears] Ray: [face red] She hugged me. Winston: Awwwww, how cute! Peter: HEY! I'm bearably huggable too! [Peter vanishes and reappears] Peter: [high pitched voice] She kicked me! Egon: Ooooh, how painful! > Egon was alone. Winston: Lemon fodder! Egon: Aah! > >"Egon?" Peter asked, wringing his hands together in anguish. > Winston: (Peter) We're trapped in a hellish fic with no way out! Ray: (Egon) Who cares, let's kiss! Winston: (Peter) Alright, big boy! Egon: RAY! Peter: WINSTON! >The blond haired man looked up, his red specs falling down to his nose. >"Yes, Peter?" > Egon: --gway! >"Janine told me what happened," Peter blurted before he could even think >straight. Just being in the same vincinity as Egon turned his mind on ends. > Winston: Man, that was deep...not! Peter: You ever hold a conversation with this man? The amount of 20 dollar words is endless! Winston: Not that kind of turning Peter...more like turning on... Peter: AAH! >A reddish tint stained the high cheekbones of the physicist. "Told you >what?" Before Peter could finish, he stuttered, "Holy heinsinburg! Egon: "Holy heinsinburg?" What the devil is that!? Winston: Maybe he means "Heisenburg," Egon. Egon: I know, it's not my fault genius can't spell! > I can't >believe she told you THAT!" He roared and swiped his hand across his >workbench, knocking a test tube to the floor. > Winston: Whoa, Egon showing anger. You go! Egon: Um, roar? Winston: [sighs] >Peter could feel his heart wrench, it hurted him to see Egon so ...so... >vunerable like that. He wanted to take him in his arms and comfort him. > Peter: 0_o *THUD* Ray: I don't think it's the kind of comforting shared between friends. Winston: Knowing Checkers87, this will lead to nudity. Egon: Why me?! Peter: Because, you're a blond! D: [intent on the 'fic] "Vunerable"? >Egon calmed down and spoke. "I assure you it's completely a conicendice. >My feelings towards you are no where within that nature." > Egon: HELLO! Winston: The Truth shall set ye free!!!! >The green eyes opened in shock, how could he not feel the same. Egon: It's simple: I AM NOT GAY! Peter: NEITHER AM I! Ray: THIS FIC SUCKS! Winston: REALLY REALLY SUCKS! > "Egon," >Peter whispered... > Peter: I sound so mushy in this! Winston: That's because you're in love! [bats his eyelashes] Ray: But it's *Egon*. Winston: EWWWW! [shudders] >RING RING RING RING! > Ray: (Elderly man) MY PACEMAK--*THUD* >"We have a call guys!" The occultist called from below. > Winston: He probably can't spell Ray's name right. Ray: Why do you say that? Winston: You've been referred to as 'the occultist' so far! Ray: Hey, you're right! >Egon rolled his eyes at Peter and grabbed his pale blue henshin wand from >the counter. Sighing Peter went for his red henshin wand and followed Egon >downstairs. > Egon: Not the wands, not the wands!! ARRGH! Peter: I smell a 'henshin' coming up later! Winston: You even know the word? ARGH! >* * * * > >As her name, Azure had deep blue eyes and hair. Peter: This sounds just like Vermillion! Winston: Yeah! Just change Azure to Vermillion and blue to red. Egon: It's the same words from Part 2! Ray: Gah, he's recycling details now! > Her wardrobe consisted Ray: Let me guess: Blue clothing perhaps! Peter: You're being facetious, it was green! Winston: No, pink! Egon: That's your fuku color! Winston: ZIP IT! >entirely of blue clothing. Surely Crimson had faith in her if he sent >her to do his bidding. Egon: Chances are she's gonna die. So, Crimson wanted to get rid of her! > She searched the downtown area and spotted a few >helpless humans. As she glared at the group, they didn't seem that >helpless. Peter: So, they weren't helpless...make up your mind! Ray: If he has a mind. >It was a group of four men with backpacks strapped to their backs. She >smirked as she spied the tall blond surveying the area. > Winston: Ooh! She's got her eye on you! Egon: Oh-no! >"Ah, totemo kawaii...He seems to be very limber..." Azure chuckled to >herself. > Peter: 0_0 Ray: 0.0 Winston: Limber!? Egon: AAH! VO Tory: They always think tall people are limber! VO Derek: Yeah, I'm limber and only 5'5"! >"Azure!" a voice called from her pocket. > Peter: She's so hot, her pants are calling her name! Man! Winston: What I wouldn't give to be those pants! Peter: I hear you! Ray: I bet they're so tight, you can see the dime in her backpocket! Egon: I bet you can see that the dime is heads! [They all stop drooling and stare] Egon: We agreed on something hentai again, didn't we! Winston: Yes! Ghostbusters: WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! AHHHH! >Azure facefaulted and fumbled for her compact. Crimson's furious face >filled the small mirror. > Peter: Dang, it was her communicator! >"You're not there to stare, kick their asses!" he roared. > Winston: She can kick it any--AHH! No, no, must refrain from hentai comments! Ray: We have been up here so long, we're drooling over fanfic characters! >"H-h-h-hai! Crimson-sama!" Azure stammered as she saluted. Crimson's >appearence vanished from the compact's mirror. Sighing, she transformed >to her all blue fuku. > All: HEAVY GRATUITOUS NUDITY SHOT! Ray: MASTER NUDE THEME SONG! Egon: You can see the breast lines! Winston: EGON! Egon: Well, you can! Peter: 0_0 >"Omattanesai!!" she screamed, stepping into the men's view. > Egon: Eh? Ray: She said sorry I'm late?? EH!? Winston: Was she trying to say stop? Peter: I don't speak Japanese, but I don't even think that's spelled right! >"What the hell is this?!" Peter roared as he pulled his ionic riffle from >the holster. > Peter: Haven't I been saying that all night?! Winston: We've been saying it the entire time we've read this series! >"Uh-oh, it's another nutso senshi!" Ray cried as he pulled his henshin wand >out. > Winston: Here comes that 'henshin!' >"No, no and NO! I'm not wearing that stupid skirt again!" Winston yelled. >He flipped the switch of his thrower and proceeded to shoot Azure. > Peter: Alright, Winston! [A loud cheer goes up as the Ghostbusters start to celebrate] Winston: Now that's what I call Ghostbusting! Ray: Whahooo!!! >"KUSO!" Azure screamed as the proton beam sliced through her skirt, ripping >it away from her body. Winston: 0_0 Ray: 0.0 Egon: 0_0 Peter: 0.0 > Now clad in just her bodysuit, she created a bat >from blue energy and leaped at the closest Ghostbuster, Egon. > Egon: Beat me! Peter: EGON! Egon: Oh lord! Winston: I think Egon's gonna blow a gasket! Ray: He's gonna blow *something*! Peter: RAY! D: I think it's time to take a break. Peter: We can take breaks now? VO Tory: It's something new we're adding! Winston: Neat! [The newly added yellow break sign starts flashing] [They stand up and exit the theatre] [Door sign 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1] [On the bridge] Peter: We were really losing it back there! Winston: It was the nudity shots! Peter: I mean look at Egon! Egon: [staring off and drooling] Azure.... Peter: As much as I'd hate to say this...D, do it! D: As you wish, Dr. Venkman. *KBANG* Egon: OOOF! Thanks, I needed that. Peter: Anytime! Ray: You gotta admit it, she was nice looking. Winston: Yeah... Peter: Even if she did have blue hair! Egon: And we all saw, she was a true blue haired woman! Winston: EGON! Egon: Okay, sorry! [Ray was busy walking around the suddenly revamped bridge. On one wall was a large screen] Ray: What's this for? D: Oh, this? It's for communications with Deep 13. [D reaches over and presses a button] [The screen brightens and we see Tory sitting at a table playing with Legos while Derek is reading a manual and babbling to himself.] [Deep 13] Tory: Oh, hi boobies! How's it going? Derek: [mumbling] All 'fics are called experiments... [Tory pokes Derek] Derek: Huh? Oh, it's working? Great going, D! [VoFF] D: Thank you, Master. Egon: This is different! Winston: [odd expression] Big Brother is watching! Peter: Ignore him, he was reading 1984 last night! Ray: Paranoid... [Deep 13] Tory: I loved that novel! It's one of my favorites! Derek: [sighs] Where were we? Oh yeah! One requirement of the 'break' is you have to put on a skit. [VoFF] Peter: A skit?! What is this, "Ghostbuster Theatre"?! Egon: For a second I thought he said a skirt! Winston: AAH! Ray: AAH! D: IAI! [Deep 13] Tory: AAH! Derek: Never! Men in skirts isn't my type of thing! Anyway, get to work! [VoFF] [The Ghostbusters hustle off the bridge while D stands to the side] [Peter reappears wearing a blond wig] Peter: [high pitched voice] Oh help, help! I'm being attacked by a mad beast! [A cloth covered 'beast' appears] Beast: Arrrrgh! Peter: EEEEEEK! HELP! [Egon appears with a blue towel around his waist] Egon: Seera Supengureru! [mutters] I feel like an idiot! D: That's because you look like one. Peter: D, shut up! D: Sorry. Beast: ARRRGH! [it runs towards Egon] Egon: SPENGLER SCIENTIFIC THEORY! [Peter flicks the light switch on and off. When they come back on finally, the 'beast' is gone] Peter: And there you have it! [Deep 13] [Derek and Tory are looking at the screen with their jaws hanging open] Tory: That was *awful*! Derek: But you gotta admit, it matches the fic *perfectly*! Tory: So true, so true! [VoFF] Ray: Well, that was the aim of the skit. Peter: I agreed to wear a wig, but not a skirt! Egon: Can I remove this towel now? Winston: Go ahead. [Deep 13] Tory: What else does that manual say about the mads? Derek: [reading manual] Well, you're using the boobie thing right. Um, we're supposed to torture them. Tory: Cool, torture! Another game of Ghostbuster Nukem perhaps? [VoFF] All: NO! [Deep 13] Tory: Alright, alright! Derek: Let's see...[reads manual] NOW, BACK TO THE FIC! Both: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAR!!! [VoFF] D: We've got Torture Sign!!!! [Door Sequence 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6] [They trail in and sit down] Peter: Ghostbusters II: Back into hell! >"Egon!" Peter cried. Even though he didn't want to, he threw the red wand >in the air and yelled, "Venkman Psychic Power...Make up!" Red ribbons >appeared and changed Peter's ghostbuster fuku into the fuku of Sailor Mars. > Peter: NOOOOO!!!! Ray: BLEEP! It's not a Ghostbuster FUKU!!! >"Psychic no senshi! Seera Binkuman! Koko to sanjo!" > Egon: What?! Winston: I have no idea! I think that's 'Sailor Venkman' but the rest is gobbly-gook! Ray: He said: Senshi of psychics, Sailor Venkman, is here...or something! >Sailor Zeddemore appeared at Venkman's side. "Kaze no senshi! Seera >Zedudemore! Koko to sanjo mo!" > Winston: HEY! I don't get a henshin scene?! Ray: You *want* one!? Winston: No, but Peter got one! Peter: I'm more popular! NYAH! Winston: [growls] Ray: Wait, I thought Winston was the Mystery Senshi, not the Wind Senshi! Egon: Someone's Japanese is WAY off! D: I concur. >"Nani?!" Azure screamed. There were too many of them. She turned to find >an enraged Sailor Spengler. > >The blond folded his arms. "Muhahahar! Atashi Science no senshi, Seera >Supengureru!" > Winston: I don't remember a requirement to speak Japanese being on the form! Ray: This is more like a refresher course for me! >"Shimatta. Where's the fourth!?" she called, spinning around to find the >red-haired occultist behind her. > Ray: Hello, idiot! My name is RAYMOND. You know, the short form is RAY if RAYMOND is too hard for you! Winston: Okay, Occultis--er Ray. Ray: Don't start, Zeddemore! >"Right here! Wiccan no senshi! Seera Sutanzu! Koko to sanjo, YOU BITCH!" >Stantz yelled. He quickly released a Wiccan chain. > Peter: Whoa! No need to call names, Ray! Ray: The author doesn't like me! I'm always cursing in this fic! Egon: It seems you've picked up the habit from the fic. Ray: The BLEEP I have!...oh, I guess you're right! >"Hold her, Ray!" Peter yelled, running over in his high heels. Egon: That creates such a scary image. Winston: Peter in heels, that's enough to make a drunk sober. Ray: Or make a sober person drunk! Peter: Hey! I have nice legs! Egon: If that's what you believe... VO Tory: They'd look even better amputated. Peter: Never mind! VO Derek: Shall we try next time? > As Azure >struggled with the grasp of the chain, Venkman struck out with his fist, >connecting with her jaw. "Venkman Mindbender!!!" > Winston: Now Peter's punching women! Peter: HEY! I've never hit a woman in my life! How DARE he represent me like this! Egon: Freak: yes. Abuser: no. >"AHHHHHH!!!" Azure yelled. The combined power of both their attacks knocked >her off her feet. She quickly rolled back and jumped up behind Egon, >grabbing him in a quick headlock. In one hand a small silver dagger >appeared. > Ray: Uhoh, looks like Egon's gonna die again. Peter: Egon has more crap happening to him. Egon: In real life and in crappy fictions. >"EGON!" Zeddemore yelled. In his hand was a ball of energy. He was >prepared to hurl it at the crazed woman before she grabbed Egon. > Winston: Great, another attack. Ghostbusters: [sarcastic] Whoopie! >"No, stay back!" Egon yelled, struggling against her grip. The woman seemed >to be very strong. he couldn't fight against her strength. > Peter: Yeah right, he just wanted her to put the hurt on him. The freak. Egon: The woman has a dagger! Peter: All the more to make you happy. Egon: ARRRGH! *BONK* Peter: OUCHIE! >Azure grinned as she pressed the dagger harder, creating a small indent in >his neck. A small trickle of blood seeped down his neck, staining the pale >blue choker around his neck. > Ray: AHH! CHOKER?!?! Peter: Let me guess: part of a sailor fuku? Ray: Yes! Peter: AHH! >Peter went almost wild with anger. Peter: Well, she was hurting my best friend! Winston: Man, remember that time Egon got shot? Ray: Yeah! I thought we were going to have to get Peter locked away in a mental hospital! Egon: You two, shut up! > zeddemore quickly responded and >grabbed the enraged psychologist. Any moment he would have attacked both of >them, disregarding Egroin's saftey. > Ray: Uh, no he wouldn't. It would only cause Egon more pain. Winston: First my name gets mispelled, now I'm not important enough to be capitalized! VO Tory: I think you're applying this 'fic to your lives. VO Derek: What she's saying is: You're thinking too much, shut up. Egon: At least he didn't stick 'groin' in your name! Peter: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ray: Oh-no! [bright light flashes and 'Egroin' appears] All: GYAH! Egroin: I know, the bit's been done before. I'll just let myself out. [They stare wide eyed as the mispelled character leaves] [short pause] Peter: Wow, even Egon's mispelled double is smart! >"You wanna play hard-ball bitch?" Stantz asked, whipping out another chain, >slowly twirling it around like a trap. "Alright, the ball is in your >fucking court now." > Egon: God, Ray's language is slowly deteoriating to that of a degenerate! Peter: What? Winston: He means: Ray sounds like an idiot in this. Peter: Oh! >"Correction Raymond. The ball is in my court. SPENGLER SCIENTIFIC >THEORY!!!" He correlated the energy from his attack through his body to zap >Azure. Azure screamed in pain and released the pale blue-clad senshi. > Winston: Wait, wasn't Azure the 'pale blue-clad senshi?' Peter: No, Egon's fuku is pale blue too, so he's the pale blue-clad senshi. Ray: I get it. There's going to be a color for each of us. Peter's was Vermillion. Egon's Azure. Mine's probably going to be Gold or Brass. Winston's might be Forest! Egon: You sound as if you want to see more! Ray: ACK! No! The concept is good; characterzation BAD BAD BAD! >"You bastard. ASOBI WA OWARI DA SHI-NE!!!!!" (Thanks to Derek for this >phrase!) A large blue wave appeared and headed towards Spengler. > VO Derek: AHHH! I've been ripped off! VO Tory: Next thing you know, we're both going to be wearing fukus in this! VO Derek: That's alright for *you* since you can wear a skirt and not get arrested...Besides, he forgot the refrain before telling Azure to die! Such a blatant disregard for grammar! Mr. Hillman (My English teacher) would go insane if he had to correct this! VO Tory: I'm going insane *listening* to this. >"WATCH OUT!!" Peter yelled, throwing his body against Spengler. The force >of the blast rocketted both bodies across the asphalt, ripping away clothing >and burning skin. > Egon: Ouchie! Ray: More sacrificial throwing. Two bucks say Peter dies this time. Winston: Drat, I was hoping I'd bite the big one! >"SHIT! YOU HURT PETER!!" Stantz cried. His aura started glowing gold as the >dot on the front of his fuku turned into a heart. A star appeared on his >choker as two gauzy sleeves appeared on his shoulders. "ATASHI SUPASEERA >SUTANZU!" > Ray: DEAR GOD! NOOOOOO!!! Egon: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Peter: 'SupaSeera?' that's bad, right? Ray: You got it! It means, more chapters! Winston: THE HORROR!!! >Azure blinked, boy was she in for it now. She slowly backed away from the >super powered senshi only to bump into another. > >"ATASHI SUPASEERA ZEDUDEMORE!" His aura was glowing a vibrant pink. > Winston: DAMMIT! AGAIN WITH THE PINK! Peter: Pink isn't your color! >"Oh crap, I'm in for it now." She commanded a large shield of blue energy. > Ray: Aren't we all! >"That shit aint working! Sutanzu!" He threw his hand to the side, the >Wiccan symbol appeared and was instantly surrounded with energy. Egon: I swear, if I have to hear Ray curse in this one more time.... Ray: It is starting to get annoying! Winston: Starting? Sorry, we're already there! Peter: I wish I was back in New York! ARRRGH! > "Duruidu aun >Pagan Shokku!!" Winston: Is that in English? Ray: It's Romanticized. It's suppose to be "Druid and Pagan Shock." Winston: I get it, because Japanese has words with constants and vowels. Like Ru, Te, Tsu! Ray: There ya go! Egon: It's still a sucky attack. Ray: HEY! It's better than Scientific theory! Egon: IS NOT! Ray: IS TOO! Peter: Why the hell are you arguing about it!? Ray: I have no idea! >He kissed his hand and an arcane symbol appeared. He grabbed the symbol and >flung it at Azure. > Peter: Arcane symbol? I guess we're all suppose to know what those are. >The impact of the attack broke through the shield and knocked her backwards. > >"Go for it!" Ray yelled to Winston. > Winston: Sailor Zeddemore ran and jumped from the building, ending his life. Peter: No fair, you can't off yourself! Winston: I just did. [Winston and Peter start to argue] Egon: ENOUGH! *BONK* *BONK* Winston & Peter: OUCH! >"Hai! Zedudemore!" He threw his hand to the side. A symbol resembling a >book appeared in his palm and was surrounded with energy. Peter: A book?! If it looks like a book, then IT IS A BOOK! Egon: It could be a tome. Ray: Egon, a tome IS a book! Peter: There he goes, trying to sound smart again. Egon: Hush! > "Garafoton Noberu >Eboruujon!" > Winston: Translation? Ray: [starts laughing] Peter: What? What?! Ray: It's...Grafton Novel Evolution! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Egon: Now *THAT'S* a sucky attack! Peter: BWAHAHAHAHA! Winston: NOT FUNNY! Ray: Yes, it is! >"Not again!" Azure cried as she flew backwards into a light pole. > Peter: Yes! Again! Egon: And Again! [makes whipcracking noises] Winston: EGON! Egon: Oops...PETER! *THWAP* Peter: What the?! >As the two pissed senshi handled their business with Azure. Egon was >franticlly trying to revive Peter. > Ray: He's gonna kiss him! AHHHH! Winston: [puts his hands over Ray's eyes] Ray: Thank you! >"Oh God! Peter! Speak to me!" Egon cried, crystal tears falling down his >cheeks. Egon: I do not bawl like some simple child! How dare he! Peter: [pout] You wouldn't cry if I died?! YOU ARE SO MEAN! Egon: Peter...I--oh, damn. Peter: WAAAAAAAAAA!!! Winston: [muttering to Ray] Aren't those the fakest tears ever!? Ray: [muttering back] Really! >Peter's limp body spasamed for a second and was still again. > Peter: There's nothing limp on me! Egon: Hentai comment #33443! *BONK* Peter: OUCH! >"IIE! Peter, don't leave me!" He slumped forward and gathered Peter in his >arms. Egon: Oh God, I'm gonna be sick! Ray: WINSTON! Winston: [covers Ray's eyes again] Ray: Ahhh.... >Slowly the pair rocked back and forth as Egon sobbed quietly. His tears >sprinkled the psychologist's face. As Egon cried, he felt rage building. >The rage against Azure and how he wanted to kick her ass. He could feel his >power growing, the phrases of a new attack gathered in his mind. "Peter... >Gomen nasai for neglecting you. > Ghostbusters: *sniff* Peter: That's so...touching! Winston: --So....dramatic! Ray: --It would be a good scene... Egon: --But, it's me and Peter... Ghostbusters: AHHHHHH!!! >He gently laid Peter on the ground and stood up. His fuku slowly upgraded >to that of a super senshi. "Azure...ATASHI SUPASEERA SUPENGURERU! >SUPENGURERU!" Egon: Ahh! Now I'm Super! Ray: Peter's turn is next. Winston: Except he's dead... Peter: [shudder] > He >threw his hand to the side and the science symbol appeared. (A bunch of >molecules or something) Ray: Something?! Peter: At least he tried to give us some idea of a symbol! Egon: Which was a pathetic attempt at best. Winston: No, it was downright lazy. >Blue energy surrounded the symbol as he powered up. "BIGU BANGU!!!" He >clapped his hands and a small blue ball appeared and slowly grew in size. >In seconds he was totally engulfed by the blue energy. "This is for Peter!" >He threw the ball and Azure screamed as she felt her flesh slowly >disentergrate. > Ghostbusters: [staring wide eyed] Egon: Whoa! Winston: That was a nice attack! Ray: Appropropriate name too! Peter: And it's the man with the mega-stamina! Others: PETER! D: Should that not be "Dai Baku"? >"Wow!" Stantz yelled as he covered his eyes from the bright light. "Boy, >this is great! Peter: Now that sounds like the Ray Stantz I met at Columbia! Winston: He actually got a characteristic right! Egon: I am in deep shock, really... Ray: Wow! For once, I don't sound like a crackhead! > That bitch bit the big one!" > Egon: THAT'S IT! Ray: ARRGH! Winston: Ohno, the eggheads are losing it! Peter: Calm do-- Egon! Put the chair down! Winston: Ray, that bat isn't going to do any damage to the screen! >"Way to go m'man. You really toasted that heifer." Winston grinned. > Winston: Heifer!? What the!?!? Peter: What the heck is a heifer anyway?! Ray: A female cow. Peter: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! >Spengler's shoulders dropped. "Yeah, but she killed Peter...I was being an >asshole! I neglected him..I..I feel ashamed..." > Winston: (Egon) I'm wearing this skirt with these hairy legs! Ray: (Winston) HARF! >"No need to feel ashamed big guy." A voice said from behind him. Egon's >eyes opened wide as he spun around. Standing, looking slightly abused, with >a cocky grin across his face was Peter. > Peter: --armed with a bat. >"Peter!" Egon cried as he ran forward with his arms opened. Not caring that >Winston and Rayuy were looking on, Ray: Not again! [the theatre is filled with white light] Rayuy: Hi there! All: GYAH! Peter: When will this end?! VO Tory: Now. Oh Rayuy, ever play Ghostbuster Nukem? Winston: Uh-oh... Rayuy: No, why? VO Tory: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAR! [Rayuy slowly disappears. The sound of Tory screaming, 'Hail to the Queen baby!' is heard] Peter: I bet he got amputated. VO Derek: And decapitated! Ghostbusters: [shudder] > he planted a large kiss on Peter's >mouth. > Ghostbusters: EWWWWWW!!! Egon: NO! Peter: Egon, cute you are. But I would never kiss you! Winston: I feel sick... >Ray's brown eyes grew large as Winston threw an arm over his shoulder. >"You're too young to see this kind of stuff, let's go." > Ray: Really! [grabs Winston's hands and covers his eyes with them] Winston: I'm too old to see this kind of stuff! Egon: I'm too human! [Everyone covers their eyes, and D turns his off] >Peter reared back, a deep blush stained his cheeks. "Egon...we're in >public!" > Peter: --he said and died of mortal embarassment. Egon: Checkers87 is determined to convince the world that we're gay. Winston: Anyone who don't know us would be snowballed by this story. Ray: [shudders] >Egon giggled. "I don't care!" To prove his point, he kissed Peter again. >This time Peter swore he felt tongue! > Ray: Egon giggled?! Egon: AHHH! I DO NOT GIGGLE! WHEN HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ME 'GIGGLE!' Ray: Chracter defamations big time! Winston: Egon tongue kissing Peter is an image I don't need. Peter: Too bad, it's already here. HARF! Ray: And not even a labotomy can make it go away... >"You better stop that before you find yourself standing here nude!" Peter >countered. The blush grew even larger, it was covering his entire face and >neck. > Ray: [gasps loudly] Winston: [covers Ray's eyes] D: This is breaking anime law! Females blush when aroused; males bleed from the nose. Peter: I don't think it was the blush growing... Egon: PETER! D, get him! D: Right away! *KBANG* Peter: OOOOOF! *THUD* >The blond cocked one eyebrow. "Now, whos to say I wouldn't enjoy that..." > Egon: Oh my lord! I would never say anything like that! Peter: The former I would...just not to you! >"Don't get me started!" Peter replied. > >"Oh, but I want you too..." Egon replied huskily. > Ghostbusters: AHHHHHH! NO! STOP THE HENTAI PLEASE!!!!! >The pair went to kiss again, when Zeddemore's face filled their visions. >"Look here, we've got one confused kid back there. Let's go before I have >to hose you both down!" > Winston: Someone needs to hose Checkers87 down! Egon: Screw that, someone needs to drown his BLEEP! Peter: [darkly] I'll help! Ray: [darkly] I'll get the hose and kiddy pool! >"Alright...party pooper!" Egon chided, cuffing Winston. > Egon: I've turned into Ray and Ray's turned into Peter! Peter: And I've turne--What's that suppose to mean?! Winston: Exactly what he's saying! Peter: I guess you're right, Egon would never say 'pooper'. Ray: It's better than saying BLEEP. Peter: RAY! Ray: Whoopsie! >"Shaddup!" Zeddemore replied, wrangling his two friends and hustling them >back to a confused Ray. > Ray: --a confused, bitter, broken Ray! >Together the four detransformed and headed back to Ecto-1. > >The End > Peter: Wait, is this it? Ray: He didn't say 'The End...for now.' Winston: We're free, we're finally free! Egon: WAAAHOOOOO!!! > >More Notes: > Ghostbusters: AHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOO!!!! >Well? Was that better or worse? Egon: Do you really need to ask? Peter: My eyes are itching to jump out my head! >Just for the record, I'm not having fun writing this CRAP! Ghostbusters: [blinks dumbfoundedly] Winston: Wait, he recognizes his own work as crap? Egon: I smell a conspiracy! >What's that? Of course this is CRAP! No one in their right mind would write >this! Peter: Hey! That's my line! >I simply wrote this to entertain the masses because I wanted this mysted as >a warning to those those who do crossovers. > Winston: Oh this shall serve as a DIRECT warning! >As a old skool fan of the Real Ghostbusters. I've seen some stories that do >them a sore injustice. Peter: OOh! A fan! Ray: A certain series comes to mind REAL quick! > I'm also a Sailor Moon fan. SM has had her fair share of >sucky fics. Damn, I'm babbling. To make this short: > >DON'T SCREW WITH THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS! DAMMIT! > Egon: Yeah...fool! Winston: Don't start, Egon! >Now return to your regular panicking! > Peter: Ok. [Short pause] Ghostbusters: AHHHHHHHHH!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!! D: And so the paranoia continues. > >The End. > Winston: Dammit, you've said that already! >Next Chapter: SuperSailor Venkman makes the scene! All: DAMN! Egon: Just when it was safe to say "Thank God!" {They stand up and exit, all grumbling under their breaths] [Door Sequence: 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1] Egon: I swear, if I have to view one more friggin installment of BSSG, I'--I'll snap and destroy everything! Peter: Egon, remember what happened last time...smoke from the ears... Egon: I'm calm, I'm calm. Ray: Well, this one wasn't as bad...screw this...CHECKERS87! IF I SEE YOU IN PUBLIC--MRGTHBLFLLGHWH!!! Winston: We've had enough raving outbursts from you today. [The communications panel button starts to blink] [D walks over and pushes it] D: Yes? [Deep 13] Tory: That fic was *horrible*!! Derek: I think I need to brush my teeth, I have a horrible taste in my mouth! Tory: ECCHI! [VoFF] Winston: Tastes rotten, don't it! Ray: I just wanna go home! Peter: Hear, hear! [Deep 13] Derek: In due time, Ghostbusters. Meanwhile, do the ending! [VoFF} Egon: Do we have to?! [Deep 13] Tory: It's either that, or Ghostbuster Nukem. [VoFF] Peter: AHHH! Egon: Uh, just let us get ready, ok!? [Deep 13] Derek: Works every time...It's amazing how you can get people to cooperate by suggesting bodily torture. [VoFF] [The bridge lights dim and rise again. The Ghostbusters and D are standing side by side with their heads down] [Odd music sounding like Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, starts to play] Ray: Wa da, de doop doop de doop! Peter: Wa da da, datta ra da. Wa da de doop! Winston: Da da da re de doo de re de doo de doo! Egon: Swing your partner round and round and go to town, D: Dooo de doo de doo! Ray: Now it's time to say good bye to D and the crew! Peter: Thank you folks for kindly viewing and stoppin and droppin in! Winston: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! Egon: Have a heapin' helping of our hospitality.. D: Deedle deedle dee! Ray: Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye... All: EVERYBODY! [They start waving madly] [Deep 13] [Cracking up laughing, Tory and Derek fall out. In the midst of their giggle session, Tory kicks the button] [ FWOOOOOOOOOSH! ] \ | / \ | / \ | / \|/ -----O----- /|\ / | \ / | \ / | \ [Screen goes dark, voices are overheard] "They definitely will do that ending from now on!" "ARRGH!" "DEAR GOD!" "SHADDUP!" [Incoherent mumbling and whining] ________________________________________________________________________ "Bishoumen Senshi Sailor Ghostbusters" by: Checkers87 (Checkers87@hotmail.com) SHAMELESS PLUGS: You can find the rest of Falkyn the MSTing at: http://winston_zeddemore.tripod.com/Falkyn Tory's Real Ghostbusters Webpage: http://winston_zeddemore.tripod.com Komera Waddi's RPG and Interactive Stories: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Stadium/4989/ EMAIL US! Tory L. Brown (tory_brown@yahoo.com) Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) _________________________________________________________________________ >Egon giggled. "I don't care!" To prove his point, he kissed Peter again. >This time Peter swore he felt tongue! > Ray: Egon giggled?! Egon: AHHH! I DO NOT GIGGLE! WHEN HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ME 'GIGGLE!' Ray: Chracter defamations big time! Winston: Egon tongue kissing Peter is an image I don't need. Peter: Too bad, it's already here. HARF! Ray: And not even a labotomy can make it go away...