Fan-Fiction Theater 3000 EPISODE: 019 -- The Mirror Has My Face! Today's Victim: Falkyn -- Chapter 19 by Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) MSTed by Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) and Tory L. Brown (tory_brown@yahoo.com) Disclaimer: The Real Ghostbusters are owned by Sony/DIC and Mystery Science Theatre 3K is owned by Best Brains inc., and we hope they don't mind us using their characters and settings. FFT3K Theme Song [cue MST3K track] In the not-too-distant future way out and deep in space A mysterious android, name is D, Is in a dark and lonely place Stuck up on SoL, all alone, Why not do an E.T. and grab a phone? He ran some tests until some me-te-ors Made the satellite home for the Ghost-bust-ers... (Peter: "IT'S RAY'S FAULT!!!") (Ray: "IS NOT!") "I'm reading cheesy fanfics, The worst, I can find, (LA LA LA) We'll have to sit and read them all, Or you'll gradually lose your mind!" (LA LA LA) Now keep in mind, the 'busters can't control Where the fanfics begin or end, (LA LA LA) D'll try to keep the sanity Of his newfound 'busting friends! GB Roll Call! Spengler! (We're on!) Zeddemore! (Oh, man!) Ray Stantz! (Check this out...HAI-KEEBA!) Venkmaaaaaan! (Hey, baby!) If you're wonderin' how they eat and breathe And other science facts, Just tell yourself, "It's just a MST," And you should really just relax. For Fan Fiction Theater, 3000! [Guitar twang] Peter: It should be The Real Ghostbusters 3000! *KBANG* Peter: OOOOF! [D retracts the Rocket Fist] STARRING: Spengler, Egon, Dr. 6'3" Blond hair, blue eyes (which happen to be myopic, hence the red glasses) A genius with an exaggerated I.Q. Contains multiple degrees in the field of parapsychology and physics. He is responsible for the creation of the proton packs and the ecto-containment unit. Stantz, Ray, Dr. 5'8" Red hair, brown eyes The youngest member of the group, second to Egon in holding multiple degrees. He specializes in engineering and occult sciences. Egon once said he had the mental state of a six year old. Venkman, Peter, Dr. 5'10" Dk. Brown hair, green eyes All-around idiot (no kidding, Peter: HEY!) Amazingly, he has two Ph.D's, one in psychology and the other in parapsychology. He's actually smarter than he pretends to be. Most trouble they're in, is because of Peter. Zeddemore, Winston, Dr. 5'11" Black hair, brown eyes The only member of the group who doesn't have a Ph.D, he earned his 'Dr' title as an honorary member of Columbia University. The only member of the group who has common sense (Winston: Damn straight!). D 6'0" No hair, yellow eyes A Model 27 High-Density Productivity Android that took residence at the abandoned Satellite of Love. How or why he's there, no one knows. Looks like a cross between Adam of Shining Force and Data from ST: TNG. * * * * [On the VoFF, the ex-Satellite of Love] [The Ghostbusters are feeling particularly bitter this day] Peter: I truly feel gypped. Ray: I agree. I remember a certain someone, and I'm not naming names, D, said there were only 17 chapters! Winston: Not counting those two horrid tales that I won't mention for the sake of our sanity. [The Ghostbusters pause and begin to shudder] Egon: I wonder what stupid thing will occur next? Peter: Who knows-- Ray: Who cares? [The door opens and four men walk in, oddly they look like the Ghostbusters] Peter: Egon, next time, SHUT UP! Egon: What is it this time? [The first man, who looks like Egon, speaks.] Noge: Sup dudes, my name is like Noge. Ray: Great, Egon backwards... Winston: With a backwards attitude to boot. Peter: I'll say. Let me guess, you're Retep? [He points to the one that looks like him, except he's wearing blue specs] Retep: You are correct. I am Retep. Notsniw: Notsniw here. Yar: And I'm Yar. [starts to mumble] Retep: I believe we're here as some kind of joke. [looks up] VO Yrot: Just get yer hineys into the theatre, capice!? Yar: Yeah yeah...[mumbles] Punk. Egon: Well, I'm going back to bed! Peter: Me too! Winston: Good luck! Ray: You're gonna need it. D: MOVIE SIGN! [Door sequence] [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6] [They trail in and sit down] > Falkyn -- Chapter 19 > By: Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) > >________________________________________________________ Retep: This line is my patience, if anything stupid occurs, I shall be upset! >(Author's note: since there is no interaction with anyone who does not speak >Japanese in this chapter, you can treat everything that is said as >translated, without the goony brackets. Because I like teaching Japanese to >my faithful readers, a few words will still be untranslated. Have fun!) > Retep: Faithful? Noge: Whoa, he, like, has lots of people reading? Yar: Faithful readers does not equal a lot. Noge: Dude, you're right! > In the hills behind his home, Tenma was training with his master, an >old man by the name of Yamada Jubei. Notsniw: Geez, how close to Yoda is this guy?! Yar: (Yoda) Train you I do! Retep: (Noge) Kill, Derek, I do! VO Derek: Even try to go there, and the next character who shows up will gut you and lynch you with your entrails. > "How many times have I told you to use your muscle to absorb the >hit?" Jubei asked. "Every time, you fly back like I was a balrog or >something!" Notsniw: (Tenma) Well, if you brush your teeth, maybe I won't fly back so far. Yar: (Tenma) Then there's that matter of taking baths... > "I keep forgetting, sensei," Tenma replied. "There's something on my >mind right now, something... disturbing." Noge: Do tell! Retep: I can tell you what's on my mind, but for the sake of everyone else, I'll shut up. > "We can stop for now. Sit down and tell me what's bugging you." > Yar: The fact our dopplegangers chickened out and went back to bed! > Somewhere else, a seven-foot tall monster of a man stood from >meditation and pushed his midnight-black hair out of his face, revealing a >scar that permanently closed his right eye. He picked up a dark red battle >axe from the floor next to him, and ran his fingers along the glowing green >runes etched on its face. All: HEAVY DESCRIPTION ACTION! Notsniw: Somewhere else? As opposed to next door to Tenma?! Retep: I think we can surmise that he's far away from Tenma. > "So, Tenma," he said, "you can sense me again. But don't worry, my >double, for when we meet, I shall end your troubling thoughts with 'Ichiji' >(Foremost)." He strapped on his lizard-skin jacket. "Ikimasu (Here I >come)!" > Notsniw: Oh those poor lizards! [starts to weep] Yar: You bastard! You made Notsniw cry! [comforts Notsniw] > "Y'think we should get your buddy Falkyn to help?" Jubei asked. > Tenma shook his head. "This is between him and me. Falkyn cannot >interfere. If he does, the consequences could be beyond disastrous." Retep: No, if he interferes, you can kiss your tush goodbye! Yar: Not that kissing tushes is fun... Noge: Dude, that was, like, disgusting! Yar: I know! > Boy, Jubei thought, for a guy his size and intimidation factor, I've >never seen him so... so... oh, what's the word... not afraid, he's never >been afraid of anything... Gee, I guess I can't finish this thought. Retep: Then do us all a favor: QUIT THINKING! Yar: Keep this up and steam'll pour from your ears. Retep: I think it's already occured... > Tenma just stared with his good eye at the old man who was constantly >changing his facial expression and alternately putting his hand on his chin, >his moustache, and forehead. "I won't even try," he whispered to himself. > Retep: Try what? Have a coherent thought?! [steam pours from his ears] Noge: Retep! You're steaming again! Retep: Forgive me. [adjusts his glasses] Such things always annoy me... VO Yrot: You're worse than Egon! > The black-haired man stepped out of the temple he had resided in for >the last ten years. Yar: I guess we're not gonna learn his name for a while...since he's just the black-haired man! > "When I find you, Tenma," he said to the air, "I will Noge: (Dr. Claw) --get you, Tenma!!!! [evil laughing] Yar: You shouldn't watch that show. Noge: Why? It's cool! >exact so many different forms of pain on you, it will not, in any way, be >humorous!" Of course, he had no idea what it meant, but it sounded >intimidating, anyway. > Retep: What?! [more steam] Yar: [sighs as he whacks Retep] Retep: I needed that, thanks. > Tenma slid Satsuu into its holster on his left hip and snapped the >cover over the adamantite blade. He put on his fur jacket and was about to >leave when he heard Jubei call, "Where're ya goin'?" Notsniw: FUR?! OH NO! Yar: Could we have no more animal type clothing please?! My shoulder can't hold the moisture! > "I must speak with Falkyn," Tenma replied, "so he knows not to >interfere." > Noge: Two dollars say, Falkyn gets involved...big time. Yar: I never bet against a sure thing! > Tenma arrived at the mountain abode of Falkyn in half a day, and >began telling him a long, important tale. Retep: Get the popcorn, boys! [The Sretsubtsohg break out tubs of popcorn] > "Ten years ago, I was known as Shinma (True Demon), but because my >other half was becoming more aggressive, I split myself in two, Retep: (Falkyn) Make a wish! Yar: (Tenma) Not my leg!!! AAH! Notsniw: Talk about a split personality! D: [Rimshot] Noge: That joke was, like, awful, dude... >this one became Tenma, the other, 'Akuma' (Evil Demon)." Yar: Akuma from Street Fighter Alpha?! Retep: Could it be the same one? Notsniw: Same name, same person. Noge: Yeah...it's gotta be him! > Falkyn's eyebrow ubiquotously cocked. "This is beyond farfetched." Retep: So is that 20 dollar word. > "Sounds like it, but isn't. It's as true as the permanent scar on my >face. Akuma has black hair to complement his black heart, and a scar over >his right eye, blinding him to good." [they all gasp] Yar: As to say the left is evil?! Notsniw: I'm evil because I'm left-handed?! AHHHHH! > "Now this is beginning to sound like some half-wit's idea of a >prophecy." Retep: You said it buddy, not me! > Thunder echoed from above. Both fighters looked up to the clouds and >said in unison, "Sorry." [They start laughing] Yar: Bwahahahahahaha! [Thunder echos and peals through the theatre] Yar: --haha...oh CRAP! *KABOOM!* VO Kered: That's for making fun of my doppleganger. VO Derek: Good going! Notsniw: They're in cahoots with each other! > Falkyn shook his head. "I said it /sounds/ like it, not that it is." > Continuing, Tenma said, "Recently, I sensed that Akuma had recovered >from the trance I put him under, and he's coming to kill me or combine with >me. Either way, it won't be pretty." Notsniw: Wait, is Akuma in a trance underground, or in Tenma's mind? Yar: You pay too much attention to detail...be sparce like the rest of us. Retep: Although it's giving me one hell of a headache to try. Noge: I can't even comprehend what's going on. Yar: Whoa, Noge said a word that's over two syllables! Retep: There's hope for him yet! > "What does all this have to do with me, Tenma?" All: EXACTLY! > "If we enter combat, nobody may interfere; I don't know why, but if >it happens... I don't know what happens, either." Retep: Not that I don't know, but I don't know, because I don't know...you know? > With a smirk, Falkyn said, "We don't do things that we don't know the >consequences to, but we're led to believe they are not good." Notsniw: BAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAA!! Yar: --the hell?! Notsniw: Sheep...he said 'we're led to believe...' Yar: Oh..[eyeballs Notsniw] > "Don't look at me, I didn't make these rules." Silently, Tenma >looked to the clouds overhead. Noge: --and a large lightning bolt zipped down from the sky, searing his skin off. Dear God, the horror! The End. Retep: First stop, the Dark side! > Falkyn's head snapped to the left and looked over one of the peaks. >"I sense evil chi coming this way. The evil is staggeringly powerful." Noge: (Falkyn) WHIPLASH! ARRGH! Notsniw: Evil chi? Like Chibiusa? Yar: Don't mention that name! AHHHHHHH!!! Retep: [smoke starts coming from his ears] Noge: (Chibiusa) PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK! Yar: Heart attack is right....sugar overdose! > "Just like him. Falkyn, get out of here, before you die or whatever >strange fate may befall us." Yar: Just like how fate befell us to this hell hole. > With one Japanese phrase, Falkyn initiated the Sansou-Ken and was off >like a bat out of the Abyss. Notsniw: (Bat) Well I'll be...that motha-- Retep: Shut your mouth! Notsniw: But I'm only talking about Falkyn! > Eye closed to a slit, Tenma unsheathed Satsuu and hefted it twice. Noge: And it sliced off his head, so clean and nice. Retep: Good one! >"And so it ends here." > Yar: Really?! Sretsubtsohg: HAZZUH! [They stand up to exit] VO Kered: SIT DOWN, DAMMIT! Notsniw: [whimpering] Yes, sir! [They all sit back down, muttering] > Akuma crested yet another peak, and saw his double standing on the >next hill, axe in hand. Sretsubtsohg: 0_0! Yar: Crested?! Retep: @_@ Notsniw: axe...hopefully it's the chopping kind... Noge: IfyaknowwhatImean... Yar: We never know what you mean, Noge. >Smiling a twisted, evil smile, Akuma drew Ichiji and >continued his solemn >journey. > Retep: Whew! Thank heavens! We were just overreacting. Noge: Does this mean we have dirty minds? Retep: Yar does, you don't. Yar: You don't have a mind... > Three minutes later, Tenma and Akuma stood a metre apart. Yar: FOR BLEEP SAKES, FIGHT ALREADY! Retep: Yar! Calm yourself! Yar: I'm sorry, Retep, they're just dragging their BLEEP! Notsniw: YAR! > "I never thought I'd see you again," Tenma said. Noge: (Tenma) Mental note to self, back car OVER Akuma before pulling off. > Smiling evilly, Akuma replied, "Shall I fuse with you, or kill you?" Retep: 0_0 Yar: That sounds SO WRONG! Noge: Fusing? ECCHI! > "Tough decision, especially when you're speaking of your other half." > "What once was one, now is two. And you, who is of the two, shall >become one... with the Void!" Yar: I swear if I hear another doppleganger joke, I'm screaming. > A vicious overhead slash with Ichiji was blocked by Satsuu. Akuma >was knocked backward, his hands stinging from the impact. Taking advantage >of the situation, Tenma attempted to cleave his counterpart in half, but his >swing was blocked as well. > Noge: (Announcer) and Tenma was knocked out! Oh, it's a bloodbath! Notsniw: (Announcer) What's this? Akuma is using the handle of Ichiji! OH NO, NOT THERE! Both: AHHHHHHHHH!!! Retep: You both scare me... > Falkyn detected the two sources of chi from a distance, and watched >the battle like that. > "Tenma! Do not let him take control!" > Notsniw: [singing] Control....Never gonna stop...Control...ta get what I want..OW! Yar: [singing] Got my own life... Gonna make my own decisions...wait a minute... Both: [singing] I'm gonna be the one in Control... Retep: Now that was obscure...really obscure. Yar: Thanks! > Both combatants' hands were stinging after numerous blocked blows. >Akuma had taken the worst of it, because Tenma had tightened his grip, >stopping Satsuu from vibrating with impact. Sretsubtsohg: 0_0 Retep: AHH! Ignore all possible innuendos! Yar: I'm trying...but it's so hard! Noge: EWWWWW!!! Yar: SHADDUP! Notsniw: Oh my! [covers his eyes] > "This is pointless, Akuma. We split because we cannot live as one. >But if one of us dies, then we both bite the big one." Yar: Then why in the hell are you fightning?! Notsniw: Three words to sum it up; people acting stupid. > "How do you know, my double?" Akuma blew on his stinging hand. >"Shall we try?" > Noge: Dude has a deathwish. Yar: I hope they slay each other, ending this fic! VO Kered: Keep it up and I'll *end* you all! Retep: Kered, lay of the caffiene, k? VO Kered: Well, I guess I do drink too much... > Falkyn was still watching the battle via chi detection. Notsniw: Is that anything like a satellite dish? > "His strength is faltering. Tenma has a chance to win. All he needs >is to put in a few good shots, and the battle is his." > Retep: Falkyn *IS* Marv Albert. VO Derek: Retep *IS* Dead Meat if he keeps this up. > Akuma swung Ichiji in a tight arc and the weapon slashed Tenma's side >open. > Grunting in pain, Tenma gripped his side with his left hand and >wielded Satsuu one-handed. > "There is no escape," Akuma hissed. "I will annihilate you where you >stand." Yar: (Akuma) ROAR...n stuff... > "Think again!" Retep: DON'T! It'll kill you! > Akuma's good eye widened in pain as Satsuu cut his left forearm to >the bone. Dropping Ichiji, Akuma held his injured arm with his right hand, >effectively rendering him defenseless. Yar: For the love of all that's holy, kill him! Retep: DIEEEEEE!!!! [They pause and stare at Retep] Retep: Sorry. [adjusts his glasses] Notsniw: Truth is my sword, justice, my quiver! Noge: I loved that movie! VO Derek: The keyboard, my tool of doppelganger annihilation! > As Tenma raised Satsuu high for the kill, Akuma spat, "Go ahead; end >it! I am powerless to stop you!" Retep: (Tenma) OKAY! SHI-NE! Noge: (Akuma) NO, I WAS KIDD--AAH! > Tenma hesitated, and hesitated too long. Akuma grabbed Ichiji with >his right hand and drove it into Tenma's abdomen. The spearlike tine atop >the head of the axe punctured his intestines and the blood flowed. > [really long pause] Yar: Well, damn... Notsniw: I can't take this violence, that was so unfair! [starts wailing] > "Tenma!!!" > Yar: MCFLY! VO Kered: Stella! > "I win! You die here!" Akuma laughed in triumph. Noge: (Tenma) You forgot, I die, you die... Yar: (Akuma) YIPE! SOMEONE CALL 911!!!! Noge: (Tenma) Muhahahah---*THUD* Yar: (Akuma) AA--*THUD* > With a cough, Tenma replied, "Think again." Yar: Aww, hell. Everyone needs to quit thinking in this fic! Retep: They're in serious danger of inflicting pain upon themselves. Noge: What?! Yar: Never mind... > The wounds in Tenma's side and abdomen quickly sealed shut. "I >cannot lose. That is, I am incapable of losing, not unwilling to." > Akuma laughed. "You wish!" > "I did." > Yar: Don't we all... Noge: I'm not following this... Retep: Be glad, be very glad. VO Derek: He Wished that he regenerate damage done to his body. > Falkyn smirked as he saw the tables turned. > "Excellent." > Noge: EXCELLENT! [starts to air guitar] > Ichiji was blocked again, and the force Tenma used to counter the >shot was so great, the red axe flew from Akuma's hands. > "I shall combine us again," Tenma announced, "but I shall fuse us so >well that only I will be evident; your existence will no longer matter." Retep: And how come you didn't attempt this in the beginning; you could have saved yourself this drama... Yar: You're thinking too hard... Retep: I can't help it! > Tired, weak, his hands stinging, sweat rolling down his face to drip >from his chin, Akuma spat, "I will not allow it!" > "Then I will make you! Shi-ne!" Notsniw: More violence. [sighs] Yar: Shut it, flower child. Notsniw: YOU SHUT UP! [whips out a bat and clobbers Yar] Noge: Whoa, dude, I never knew you had it in you! Yar: .....ouch.... > Satsuu embedded in Akuma's chest, the blade biting deep into his >flesh. As Akuma breathed his last breaths, Tenma said a prayer, and put his >hands on Akuma's shoulders. In a flash of light and a clap of thunder, >Akuma disappeared, to be recombined with Tenma. Retep: I don't want to know *how.* > Falkyn sped to Tenma under the influence of the Sansou-Ken, then >asked, "What did you do to Akuma?" Yar: (Tenma) Idiot, weren't you looking VIA chi!? Notsniw: (Falkyn) Well, yeah. Yar: (Tenma) Then why did you ask?! Notsniw: (Falkyn) I had to go potty. Yar: (Tenma) Aah! > Tenma patted his chest. "We are recombined. Fortunately, he was >more or less dead at the time, so he is not evident." Retep: NECROPHILIA?! Yar: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Noge: EEEEEEEEEKKKKK! Notsniw: [breaks down and starts to weep] >He ran his fingers through his hair. "Well, almost. My hair is darker, but >that's it. Ichiji doesn't mean anything to me, so it can be disposed of." Notsniw: (Ichiji) That's not what you said last night! Masher! Yar: [bug eyed stare] Notsniw!? Notsniw: [blushing] Sorry! > "I take it you're returning to your training, Tenma. Or are you >Shinma again?" Notsniw: (Tenma) Screw it, just call me Ma! > "Yes and no. I am returning to my sensei, but I am not Shinma. That >was my name when I was complete, but Akuma, my evil side, is technically >dead." Noge: This storyline is confusing me! Retep: First they were split, now they're whole...You know, I'm lost myself. > "Congratulations," Falkyn said, "you have defeated yourself." > "Talk about the ultimate form of masochism." All: EWWWWWW!!!! [They start to shudder madly] Noge: OH, ICK! Yar: BLEEP BLEEP! > "I'll say." > The two laughed in unison. > All: NOT FUNNY! > Akuma's conscience spun through the mind of Tenma. When it came to a >stop, it met the conscience of Tenma. > "Fancy meeting you here," Tenma's conscience said. > Akuma's conscience replied, "I was not supposed to be here; you were >supposed to be within my mind!" Retep: Something that doesn't exist... > "No. We were meant to be combined. It didn't matter which body we >ended up in, but you're far too weak to exert your control." > If Akuma's conscience could spit at Tenma's, it would. "Just you >wait. I'll recover over time, and then, I shall take control!" Yar: Akuma's a bit control freak. Notsniw: Talk about mental bondage! > "Big dreams for a disemboided conscience. Need I remind you that >there is no concept of 'time' in the mind? Also, because this is the mind >of Tenma, he controls what happens in here. You can never return to full >capacity, Akuma. Before we combined, you were a bloody, dying wreck. You >should be grateful that we fused before you died." All: [blinks] Yar: --the hell? Retep: I'm just as lost... Noge: MY HEAD HURTS! > "We can argue until your physical body expires, and it won't make a >difference." > "Finally you're seeing things the right way." Yar: Sorry, Akuma can't, his right eye is sealed shut! > "Gaah! Don't talk to ME about right! My right eye is scarred shut, >restricting me against seeing the light! Darkness is all I have known for >the ten years you kept me entranced!" [They stare at Yar] Yar: Quit staring, it was a coincidence dammit! Retep: No need for the language! > "Ak?" Notsniw: Ack, acka dak!! > "What?" Yar: Huh? Notsniw: What? Yar" Oh, nothing. I thought you said something. > "SHADDAP!!!" Noge: THANK YOU! > The force of Tenma's mental yell was strong enough to bowl Akuma >over (metaphorically speaking, as Akuma no longer had a corporeal body). > Retep: We are intelligent enough to know that. Well, except for Noge. Noge: Heheheh--Hey! > "Y' finished off that guy?" Jubei asked as Tenma returned to the >dojo. Notsniw: Dear God, Jubei is speaking in Mixxspeak! Yar: AHHHH! VO Derek: Elaborate "Mixxspeak." > Tenma bowed. "Technically speaking, I did. Just before he died, I >took him back into my body. We are one, but he is far too weak to exert any >kind of control." Retep: I call no more bondage jokes! Yar: Damn! Notsniw: I had a good one! Noge: Me too! > "Congratulations, Tenma. You've defeated yourself." Yar: And he should be happy about this? Retep: They say the greatest enemy is yourself. If you can defeat yourself, you can defeat anything. Yar: Did I ever tell you that you think too much? Retep: Does now count? Yar: Yes. > "That joke's been done already. No need to repeat it, sensei. Now >that he's off my mind, shall we go back to my training?" Noge: Oh man, this is more punny than a Saturday Night Live showing! D: The fic is over! [They all stand up and exit the theatre] [Door Sequence 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1] [The dopplegangers of the Ghostbusters marches straight into the bunkroom.] Noge: Dude, wake up! [he wacks Egon] Egon: YEEEOUCH! What the hey was that for? Noge: That's for like making us watch that crap! Retep: Um, Noge, no name calling... Noge: I don't care, I do--*KABOOM* VO Derek: I knew I didn't like him.... [D hits the button] [ FWOOOOOOOOOSH! ] \ | / \ | / \ | / \|/ -----O----- /|\ / | \ / | \ / | \ [Screen goes dark and voices are heard] "I always said Noge wasn't that bright." "He's bright now! That lightning bolt Derek whipped out is making him look like 5th Avenue!" "D, get those doppelgangers out of here." "Yes, master." "Preferably out the airlock." ________________________________________________________________________ "Falkyn, Chapter 19" by: Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) SHAMELESS PLUGS: You can find the rest of Falkyn the MSTing at: http://winston_zeddemore.tripod.com/Falkyn Tory's Real Ghostbusters Webpage: http://winston_zeddemore.tripod.com Komera Waddi's RPG and Interactive Stories: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Stadium/4989/ EMAIL US! Tory L. Brown (tory_brown@yahoo.com) Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) ________________________________________________________________________ > "I win! You die here!" Akuma laughed in triumph. Noge: (Tenma) You forgot, I die, you die... Yar: (Akuma) YIPE! SOMEONE CALL 911!!!! Noge: (Tenma) Muhahahah---*THUD* Yar: (Akuma) AA--*THUD*